If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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