i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Too much gin, very little bucket
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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