I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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