he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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