Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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