I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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