where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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