I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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