Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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