Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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