It's Friday. Sex?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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