Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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