Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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