He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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