idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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