Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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