batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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