am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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