Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
