I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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