Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
