Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
