You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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