If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
