I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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