I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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