i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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