I bet he comes in French.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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