Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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