oh god the rape fog is back!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize
