Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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