were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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