Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you made out with another girl for some wings
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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