Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
