I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So. Much. Porn.
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