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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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