First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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