Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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