omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Come share oat with me in your robe
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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