North Korea, Best Korea!
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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