Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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