i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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