OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
