I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Randomize
