Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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