We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize