belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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