You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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