i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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