So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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