The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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