Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I pour the whiskey from now on
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