Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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