i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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