Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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