If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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