i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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