I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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